Anyway, here's the catch. There's always a catch, right? You gotta tell me what's been buggin' you lately. There's always something, right? Here, I'll give you a little fuel for the fire.
What's Bugging Me (Today):
- All the nasty porn followers I'm getting on Twitter these days! *ick! (Really! Does "NastyNiecy365" really think "TeddyStartedIt" is at all interested her tweets?!?!?)
- The way it takes me an hour to do things that used to take 15 minutes!
- The bug in my Microsoft wireless mouse that makes it so I have to click a link 5 times before it executes!
- People who don't scoop the poop outta their backyards (which is why my backyard is full of $h!t eating flies)!
- Big-haired ladies on cell phones who park their Suburbans in spaces designated "Compact Car" and then get upset when their doors get dinged!
- Big-haired ladies on cellphones who park their Suburbans in handicap spaces because they're "just running in to get a quick cup of coffee."
- Yeah, OK, you got me -- Big-haired ladies on cell phones driving Suburbans.
So, tell me, what's buggin' you?